reblog if girls are hella
So far this show…
- Reference to pre-youtube Dan
- Phil discussing kissing his hand for practice
- Fall Out Boy
- Whipped Cream
- AND NOW SATURDAY WHAT EVEN
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
Phil: I put my tree up this week!
Dan: Was it good?
Phil: …you’ve seen it.
Phil is done with this pretending shit.
My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone